01. People can and will make something out of nothing.
02. It is almost impossible to be rude to someone who is smiling at you.
03. If you are hunting a shape shifter, never ever say to your friend, "Let's split up."
04. The drama llama wants your sympathy, not your advice.
05. It's possible to survive and even function normally without coffee.
06. Sometimes the best way to unwind is to read a book that you already know.
07. Be careful when you say "oh no lol I'm not a tenderhead at all" because everybody has a different scale of tenderness.
08. Take a lunchbreak.
09. Ask lots of questions.
10. Answer questions patiently and thoroughly.
11. When you are giving someone a pedicure, put your hair up.
12. Sometimes when people ask you how you're doing, they're really just waiting for you to ask the same of them.
13. Be nice to everyone, especially when you don't want to.
14. When you pull warm laundry out of the dryer, snuggle it for a moment.
15. The best way to stop crying is to laugh.
16. When you're painting a wall, you have to be just as neat the second time as you were the first time.
17. Usually it's just better not to announce that you speak a made-up language from a fictional world.
18. Should you choose to rub your eyeball while you're driving, check the road ahead for massive potholes.
19. If you're stressed about something, pray it over and then forget it for awhile.
20. Everyone has been lonely or angry or hurt or scared or weak at some time in their life, you're not the only one.
21. When you have a baby in your arms and someone says, "Oh could I hold him for a moment? I'll give him right back" they are actually saying "kthxBAI!"
22. Things generally take a little longer than you expect; plan accordingly.
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